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|L. A. County Fair|
By Kevin Yee
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So when was the last time you went to a county fair? To me, the term conjures up a number of associations, more or less in this order: the Knott’s Berry Tales boysenberry fair (if there’s any ride I miss as much as the PeopleMover, this is probably it), smaller livestock- centered county fairs in such places as Iowa (which I’ve seen), and then finally the Orange County Fair. I am an Orange County resident, at heart, of course. I’d never been to the Los Angeles County Fair. I always figured, yes, I know it’s close – only 20 or so miles from me, it’s closer to Disneyland than it is to most of LA County – but hey why bother. I’ve been to the Orange County Fair, and it’s the same thing, right?
Wrong. As I understand it, some of folks and equipment that make an appearance at the OC Fair also show up that month or so later at the LA Fair – their life is a bit circus-like, traveling around from Fair to Fair – but the LA Fair is bigger. Much bigger. In fact, it’s the largest fair in North America. Yup. Some 1.3 million visitors in an average year – that’s in just over two weeks, folks. If the fair was year round and kept up those numbers, it would *beat* Disneyland’s annual attendance. Easily. It works out to about 81,000 visitors per day – that rivals the busiest days Disney ever has.
But the Fairgrounds are huge. There are 487 acres of fairgrounds (plus 250 acres for parking for 40,000 cars). And yet… the carnival section is only 12 acres. Doing some quick math (or, more likely, throwing up your hands and guesstimating wildly as I did), you’ll quickly see that 81,000 visitors trying to see an area the size of Adventureland at one point in their day quickly leads to some major crowds, at least in that corner of the fair.
Thankfully, the fair is much more than carnival rides. I was pleasantly shocked to see how much more. Take a deep breath and read with me:
Home and Gardens
On the day I was there, the program announced the following other things to do: Thomas and Friends Stage Show, Polynesian Dancers, Fish Show, Hynootist Cindy Layne, Steel Drum Band, Mariachi USA Festival, Wine Tasting, Tortilla Toss, Belching Contest (!), Potato Sack Race, Pumpkin Pie Contest, and more, so much more.
The price for all these attractions, entertainment, shows, and fun? A measly, paltry twelve dollars. Maximum. Here’s the full details on admission tickets:
Naturally, the twelve dollars don’t buy you any time on the carnival rides. Those get expensive. But there are 70 of them – that’s a whole lot.
If you want to ride rides, be sure to get the unlimited ride wristband on Mondays and Tuesdays – it’s easily worth it. But if all you’re looking for is a fun day sampling exhibits, free attractions, petting zoos and animals, and a ton of shopping (more shopping than you could shake a stick at!) with some real bargains, you could hardly do any better than the Fair’s basic admission price.
Take my day as an example. I ventured out to the Fair on Saturday, September 15, and didn’t arrive until almost 2 in the afternoon. Parking was organized, but crowded. We enjoyed the thrill of a slow line of cars traveling through an apparent drag strip – the asphalt beneath us was caked with burned rubber and the grandstands flanking us invited the imagination to run wild...
A tram conveniently stopped after we parked to pick us up and take us in – this was far more convenient than Disneyland’s parking situation. Tons of open ticket sellers led to a no-wait situation (if you head to the less crowded end, that is), and then we were in the yellow gate, placing us at one extreme end of the fair where the carnival starts. We discovered to our annoyance that the unlimited ride wristbands are only given on Mondays and Tuesdays, so we swore off rides for the day.
Instead, we headed over to the animals, which meant heading around the grandstand and basically making a giant U-shaped tour of the place. Once there we enjoyed the hundred of cute, if odoriferous, animals that included sheep, goats, pigs, llamas, horses, mini- horses, even a donkey.
We left through a farm area and came upon a demonstration of antique engines and appliances. I was reminded of the steam engine that exploded this July at a county fair in Ohio, so I was wary yet fascinated. Disney’s California Adventure (DCA) has a farm area, but their few machines are pristine corporate advertisements, not working antiques. Wouldn’t it be neat if they had something like this?
Knott's Berry Farm
This is the nation's oldest theme park. It includes 165 attractions in multiple themed areas such as Calico Ghost Town, Mexican Village, Indian Trails, The Boardwalk and Camp Snoopy. (714) 220-5200
Hard Rock Cafe
One in a chain of 104 Hard Rock Cafes around the world. You are paying for the honor of sitting under the autographs of rock stars. The highlight of the decor is the garish suit worn by Prince in the film "Purple Rain." (714) 640-8844
Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament
Watch "knights" engage in jousting and other forms of mortal combat while you eat dinner. Paper crowns (a la Burger King) included. (714) 521-4740
Movieland Wax Museum
An elaborate collection of movie and TV memorabilia, including authentic costumes and sets and more than 200 lifelike replicas of famous stars. Open Sat.-Sun. 9 a.m. - 7 p.m., Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Admission $6.95-$12.95. (949) 522-1154 or visitMovieland Wax Museum online.
A themed restaurant with a jungle motif. Includes animatronic creatures, indoor thundershowers, live parrots, talking trees and a large saltwater aquarium. (714) 424-9200
Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum
"The odd, the unusual and bizarre from nature and man." Open Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Admission $5.25-$8.95. (714) 522-7045 or visitRipley's online.
Wild Bill's Wild West Dinner Extravaganza
Watch dancing Indians, lariat-twirling "cowboys" and singing cowgirls while you eat dinner. (714) 522-6414
Wild Rivers Water Park
A water theme park with over 40 water rides and attractions, on the site of the late lamented Lion Country Safari. (949) 768-9453
Intrigued by this abbreviated list? Click here to visit Douglas's more complete list of significant locations in Anaheim, including including HISTORICAL SITES, MUSEUMS, SEASIDE ATTRACTIONS, GARDENS, SHOPPING, JUST FOR KIDS, and MISCELLANEOUS FUN categories.
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