"I've made our ressies, I hope they don't screw them up. It
will be just my luck when we get to the hotel, they won't have any
rooms left!
"I hope the plane leaves on time, if it doesn't it will mess
up an entire day's plans.
"We better get a rental car that's not a gas hog like last time.
And I'll sue them if the A.C. doesn't work again!
"I wonder if our passes will be activated properly. Just our
luck, our passes will be coded wrong or something.
"That darn Florida Humidity! I just know I'm going to have a
bad hair day every day! Heaven help the poor sap who tries to get
a picture of ME having a good time! Oh well it'll probably rain every
day anyway and everyone's hair will be all wet.
"I bet those slackers STILL won't have TOT 2 back on line. If
I have to wait more than 45 minutes I'll never come back! 'Course
it would be like asking for a miracle to have Test Track open by then.
"As much as this trip is costing us, Disney World should come
to us! Oh well, I can eat crackers and grape nuts out of my hip pack
everyday.
"I tell ya, if one more kid bumps us while we're in line somewhere
and the parents just smile back... bang! ZooM! To da Moon!
"And if one of them blasted wheelchair people who have a hangnail
so they get a chair to get to the head of the line with passes me
up again, I'm going to give 'em a piece of my mind!
"I just know something is going to go wrong on this trip, it
always does. Maybe I should just stay at work. It costs less and I'll
probably have more fun!"
I guess my point to this is, don't "over plan". Don't make
yourself neurotic over your vacation. Remember, it should be a NON-WORKING
time. Every single thing you planned should be a "take it as it
comes"...or "doesn't come" kinda thing. From the minute
you're parked at the airport, and checked in, you should sit back and
relax, even and especially if something isn't perfect. The other 51
weeks out of the year is for worrying about everything that isn't perfect.
Have fun! Plan here but let life take you by the spirit and pull you
thru your vacation. If you have to wait an extra 1/2 hour for your rental
car, do some people watching! You're not on vacation to rent a car.
You're renting a car because you're on vacation. Every
day is a good hair day at WDW! (Emphasis added by the
editor.)
