Friday, August 18, 2000
by Kevin Yee
At some point or another I think it must
have been the column on the perks/benefits of being a CM I let you
know that it's not kosher to just stroll onstage after getting off of work.
Today's focus is on such matters; specifically, on Disney Security forces.
Let's start with the strolling onstage thing. As mentioned earlier,
the basic problem here is that as a working employee, you're covered by
insurance and worker's compensation, and so on. Disneyland cannot, and
should not, be paying out injury claims if you're not actually working
and you get hurt on property (arbitration or lawsuits are a different
matter). So for legal reasons, you have to go sign in properly at the
front gate, and you're legally something like a regular guest then.
Security watches for people sneaking onstage for just this reason. You're
told at Orientation that technically this is grounds for termination,
but I've known people to get off with a warning, especially if they plead
ignorant. Still, I've also known people who had more discipline (written
warning) administered for just this reason, too, so this is Russian Roulette
should you try it.
Naturally, a big part of the job for Security is to keep the public out of areas they shouldn't be. This means sneaking backstage as well
as trying to sneak into Disneyland itself. The latter is really pretty
hard to do; very tall fences ring the park and they are hard to climb.
The only normal points of egress are controlled by guards in security
booths. And once you sneak past all that, you're still backstage
would you know how to find the way onstage???
Those fences. I've had a guard tell me that parts of it were motion-wired,
so that the park would know if someone is climbing it. That could be.
But even if it is true, it wasn't always. I recall one grad night I was
working in the early 1990s when I drove along Harbor Boulevard, and right
there in plain sight was someone climbing that very tall fence there.
He'd made it over, in fact, and was descending onto the utility road below.
I feel he would have gotten very lost, but maybe he would have been okay.
He never got the chance I told the guard at Harbour House what
I saw, he radioed it in, and I think they got him like five minutes later.
It's not just guards, fences, and
mazelike backstage areas, it's dogs. Big dogs. Guard dogs.
Yes, Disneyland, has Doberman pinchers and German shepherds, and, so I've
heard, a smaller bomb dog as well. These dogs used to be housed in their
own little kennel out back by the fireworks launchers and the Circle D
corral for the livestock, but I have no idea if this is still true. The
dogs patrol at night. With a human guard of course.
Security is, as you might suspect, largely made up of ex-cops and current
schoolteachers. Both groups of people are skilled at moving crowds, keeping
order, and keeping their heads (the teachers also enjoy work hours that,
like for students, seems tailor-made for their profession).
But Security is not about control so much as reigning in chaos. The
watchwords are to defuse a situation before it can become serious, to
"kill them with a smile" rather than a club, and to radio for
help an entire TON of it when a situation really has gone
awry.
The guards are not, you see, armed
at all. They have walkie-talkies, and some of them are tough,
but their job is ever so much more psychological than physical. So when
a problem breaks out like a fight they radio for everyone
to come. All of them. Twenty or thirty guards will swarm the area. Now
those are some odds, weapon or not!
Serious problems will warrant the Anaheim Police Department (APD). Disneyland
has had, off and on over the years, an APD unit stationed at the park
for the bigger problems. They typically just hang out at the security
center.
Ah yes, the fabled DL jail.
No, it has no bars. It's back behind Main Street, a fairly old and
nondescript corner of an aging building. The walls inside are painted
but mostly bare, and there are but a couple small rooms for questioning
/ detaining. Over the years DL has been accused (and sued for!) illegally
detaining guests who allegedly misbehave. In my experience, which admittedly
is not at all comprehensive but nevertheless consists of a decade of observation,
this is the result of whiny idiots who did something wrong and blame Disneyland
for getting caught.
That said, some of the internal investigative units of the park (secret
shoppers etc) who work with Security can go overboard in their McCarthyistic
quest to find CMs who steal from the company. They can be quite badgering.
But I was talking about APD. Problems do show up that transcend the
"lost child" or "he touched my girlfriend's butt"
variety. I saw one family back by the Security headquarters one day. The
father was a white male about 35 years old, and he was being led toward
the office while his mother yelled at the guards and ignored her kids.
The man, agitated at knowing he was going to jail for whatever he did,
lashed out at the guard who had been holding his arm and guiding him.
The guard staggered, and in leaped
about ten guards who poured out of the office. The sound of
flesh-cracking fistfights does not often penetrate backstage, so this
was fascinating. They had the guy down in a flash, and though they swarmed
him, they didn't beat on him once he was down. In fact, they didn't throw
a punch they pushed and "judo'ed" him down. He screamed
into the pavement that he was going to sue (which I found ridiculous,
I saw him throw the first and only punch) while his wife screamed bloody
murder and his preteen children bawled loudly.
No, I don't envy Security.
And their job may soon get harder. The Security costume has always varied
by land Frontierland would wear a fanciful sheriff's outfit, while
Main Street had keystone cops, and so on. But soon the costume will be
"softened" to remove the police-like appearance.
And this is good how? I understand the goal is to reduce confrontation,
but please, enough is enough. The trend in recent years has been away
from confrontational attitudes, and the result has been some of the teenage
groupings that border on ghettos at times. It's almost scary to walk through
some of these areas at night!
There's a lot more to Security parking lot patrol, eagle-eye
nests to watch the lot, CM thievery and countermeasures, and lots of good
juicy stories, but I do have to leave something for future articles, don't
I?
Next up: Nice Guest Tricks
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