Disney's newest movie delivers the goods
Tuesday, July 8, 2003
by Adrienne Vincent-Phoenix, staff writer
Spoiler warning: No secret plot information is revealed in this review,
but those who wish to avoid learning about some elements of the movie
should avoid this review.
To be honest, I walked in to see Pirates of the Caribbean: The
Curse of the Black Pearl with the lowest of expectations.
Basing a feature film on a Disneyland ride, rather than the other way
around, seemed to indicate the end of Disney creativity as we knew it.
With their first foray into this genre, the horrid The Country Bears,
Walt Disney Pictures offered little evidence that they could actually
mine their own intellectual property with any kind of respect.
Thankfully, however, director Gore Verbinski has managed to craft a clever,
witty and laugh-out-loud funny film that still pays loving and irreverent
homage to the venerable Disneyland establishment that inspired it.
The Story
Johnny Depp portrays the former-captain Jack Sparrow, abandoned on a
deserted island by the mutinous crew of the Black Pearl. Our first
glimpse of Sparrow is a tight shot as he sails majestically into Port
Royal Harbor. As the camera pulls back, we see that his grand ship is
nothing but a sinking skiff.
Sparrow steps off the wreckage of his boat and rescues Elizabeth (Keira
Knightley), the daughter of Governor Swann (Jonathan Pryce). This brings
the unwanted attention of Commodore Norrington (Jack Davenport), who recognizes
Sparrow as a pirate despite his heroic efforts, and orders him captured.
This leads to a fantastic chase sequence and near-escape in which we meet
blacksmith Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), the “nice boy from the wrong
part of the village,” who is secretly in love with Elizabeth.
Sparrow is eventually jailed, just in time for the crew of the Black
Pearl to attack Port Royal and kidnap Elizabeth. We learn that the
treasure they looted just prior to the mutiny has cursed the crew of the
Black Pearl. The only way to break the curse is to restore every
last piece of gold to the Isla de Meurta — and pay a blood debt.
Conveniently, the last bit of treasure is found around Elizabeth's neck,
and the villainous Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) decides that her blood
will be enough to settle the score.
Thus begins a race to Isla de Meurta, with the Black Pearl being
chased by Sparrow and Turner aboard the stolen HMS Interceptor,
the fastest ship in the British fleet, and Norrington and the HMS Dauntless
in hot pursuit of both ships. Sparrow wants his ship, Norrington wants
his fiance — fainting into a high-dive after a marriage proposal
isn't exactly a “no,” after all — and Turner wants a chance
to win Elizabeth's heart.
The chase of conflicting interests is punctuated with a cast of colorful
misfit characters. There's the Black Pearl pirate who is forever
chasing after his wooden eye, the mute pirate who has trained his parrot
to speak for him, and an array of serving wenches who have a bone to pick
with Sparrow.
Academy Award-nominated screenwriters Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio (Shrek,
Aladdin) have created wildly over-the-top characters who still
somehow manage to stay just this side of cartoony. Depp's Sparrow is thoroughly
flamboyant; it takes quite a while to realize that it's not an act. The
character absolutely steals the show, and we wouldn't have it any other
way.
The Ride
You expect a movie based on a ride to incorporate elements from that
ride, and Pirates does so beautifully. The cast of familiar characters
— the jail scene dog, the backstabbed skeleton, and even the redhead
— makes cameo appearances. Yet these characters are so well incorporated
into the film that viewers who have never stepped foot into a Disney park
will not feel left out of the joke.
Fans of the ride should immediately recognize not only the characters
but also the environment. The film possesses that quality of light peculiar
to the Disneyland ride: warm and golden alternating with flashes of halogen
lightning. Even the caves of Isla de Meurta have that not-quite-real sparkle
and texture that comes from plaster and mica. To watch this movie is to
see the classic ride come to life, and future generations of tourists
may not know which came first.
To watch this movie is to see the classic ride come to life, and
future generations of tourists may not know which came first.
I have few quibbles with the movie. The climactic fight scene between
Sparrow and Barbossa was entirely too long, and did nothing to advance
the story once the key twist was revealed: “OK, neither of you can
be killed. We get it — can we move along now?” And that's too
bad, because the scenes with either Depp or Rush are by far the most entertaining.
Bloom's Turner is forced to play straight man to Sparrow's excesses, and
Knightly's Elizabeth is so much more interesting when she's not playing
the demure love interest.
While one expects that all modern Disney movies must leave room for a
sequel, this movie ends not so much with a cliffhanger, but with what
could be the opening scene to Pirates II.
…Perhaps it's really the direct-to-video sequel of a movie based
on a Disneyland ride that will mark end of Disney creativity as we know
it.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl opens on Wednesday,
July 9.
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• Directed by Gore Verbinski
• Story by: Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Stuart
Beattie, Jay Wolpert
• Screenplay by: Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio
Primary cast:
• Johnny Depp: Jack Sparrow
• Geoffrey Rush: Barbossa
• Orlando Bloom: Will Turner
• Keira Knightley: Elizabeth Swann
• Jack Davenport: Norrington
• Jonathan Pryce: Gov. Weatherby Swann
• Lee Arenberg: Pintel
• Mackenzie Crook: Ragetti
• Giles New: Murtogg
• Angus Barnett: Mullroy
• David Bailie: Cotton
• Isaac C. Singleton Jr.: Bo'sun
• Kevin R. McNally: Joshamee Gibbs
• Treva Etienne: Koehler
• Zoe Saldana: Anamaria
MPAA: Rated PG-13 for action/adventure violence.
Budget: $125,000,000
Production Companies:
• Jerry Bruckheimer Films
• Touchstone Pictures
• Walt Disney Pictures
Distributors:
• Buena Vista Pictures
• Walt Disney Co.
Special Effects by:
• Gray Matter FX
• Industrial Light & Magic
Filmed in:
• Bequia, St Vincent and the Grenadines
• Kingstown, St Vincent, St Vincent and the Grenadines
• Los Angeles, California
• Marineland of the Pacific, Rancho Palos Verdes, California
Official
Web site
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